i wish my cat wouldn’t poo on my bedroom carpet.
The cat obviously doesn’t care how famous you are Sam, or maybe he’s bitter because you were advertising a film about fish that could bite back if he ever tried to eat them. Remember when your other kitty tried to capture Pauline Lingerie, and she was so traumatised over the attack that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the bowl? I say bowl…I mean flower vase. Great improvisation.
Yeah she jumped out of the vase and landed behind the stereo. Lucky my mum saw the suicide and saved her. The next day she held her breath for too long. rip.
